• me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
  • whatsupd0c:

    I always have a fear that when someone good comes into my life, they will always leave me for some reason.

    ANONYMOUSLY TELL ME A SECRET.

    sexxxmestyles:

    let’s so this, send me your deepest secret. i will post/answer everything.

    notahoe:

    just another day of not being rich and famous

    ibadbitch:

sloppy-toppy:

bile11:

I just spit all over my phone I’m not playin

Lmaooooo


Me all the time

    greatjaggi:

    Mom: Put on a sweatshirt, it’s cold

    Me:

    image

    pennylessproud:

    "Hi, this is Nev and I’m from a show called Catf-"

    image

  • me: honestly...tbh...to be honest...
  • gayisthenewokay:

    in-toxicatd:

    I can’t wait for the day that instead of “It’s late, I have to go.” you will say “It’s late, let’s go to bed.”

    this is so cute

    "You’ve become so damaged that when someone tries to give you what you deserve, you have no fucking idea how to respond."
    (via fawun)

    fovelshucker:

    DONT BE FRIENDS WITH ME I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES FOR YEARS