someone somewhere just blinked in perfect synchronicity with you
I am British I whisper as I purposely spell words with U’s.
It happens every time. People lose interest in me. They get tired of me. Suddenly, they don’t bother hitting me up anymore. The conversations become shorter. They forget about me and I just become a distant memory. I wonder if it’s my fault sometimes. But then I realize that people never stay in my life. And there’s nothing I can do about it.
(Source: w0ahpaigexo)
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Whoever says gay people shouldn’t have children, look at this picture and go fuck yourself.
(Source: moonchild30)
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
D’aw! Poor Pluto…
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#oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them
Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard
Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes
Harry Potter and When the Fuck Did I get a Godfather?
Harry Potter and There are Other Wizarding Schools?
Harry Potter and Oh My God I Can See What Voldemort’s Doing
Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!
Harry Potter and Well Fuck Snape was a Good Guy All Along and Now I Have to Die Whyyyy
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I love you to pieces. I look at you and see my future. I see you on our wedding day in your dress with your flowers and everything. I cant wait to make you mine forever and show the world how much we love each other. I couldnt have asked for a more amazing, supportive girlfriend. You call me handsome and tell me how much of a good boyfriend i am you make me feel so good about myself. I love you more and more every day. I owe everything to you. You saved me from myself. I love you
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